I am starting a religion called Schrutianity. There are no sacred texts, but we try to put into practice our guiding principles which are: 1) A Rigorous Work Ethic 2) A Commitment to Higher Education Regardless of the Field 3) Honing Machiavellian Techniques to outsmart your enemies 4) A dedication to the martial arts 5) A dedication to Survivalist Skills
Those are the five guiding principles.
Followers are deists who help eachother put into practice the guiding principles.
All hail the Schrute!
Who will join?
I love the office, I wish Micheal would get hit by a bus.
